Photo Seaside Heights Is Using 'Jersey Shore' House As Doodle Pad

Listen, Ariana (whoever you are), you've got some outstanding penmanship, and we're thrilled you and others can successfully inscribe your identities into hardwood, but that doesn't mean defacing private property--the palatial "Jersey Shore" pad--is any less offensive. Sure, there are Ron Ron juice stains in the atrium and Snooki's pee puddle has all but sunken into the deck out back, but it was their atrium and their deck to tarnish. Your asymmetrical hearts simply don't belong.

Yes, friends, that old, familiar spot on Ocean Terrace has fallen victim to some attention-seeking ink-slingers who are adamant about getting their anniversaries and multiple John Hancocks etched into the place's railings, garage doors and siding. We were thrilled when we heard that the place was taking on a few lucky contest winners as residents later on this summer, but now, it seems like it'll be more of a working vacation (i.e. scrubbing the s*** out of the place) than a few days in beachside paradise. Where did you go wrong, New Jersey? Sigh...
Check out the photos of some seriously bold authoring, and lend a helping hand (and possibly paint thinner) if you find yourself nearby anytime soon.

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